I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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