so that wasnt chicken after all
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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