Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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