Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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