I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
We have so much sex to catch up on
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Someone signed my nipple.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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