How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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