So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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