She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
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