The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
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