His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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