Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
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