One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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