I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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