Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Holy shit dude........stairs
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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