Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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