it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
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