What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
Randomize
