Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I need to wash the frat house off of me
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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