I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize
