some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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