Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
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