well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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