Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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