Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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