stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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