"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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