You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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