He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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