playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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