She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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