Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
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