May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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