You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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