A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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