We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
Randomize
