i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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