i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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