NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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