can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
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he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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