I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
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