Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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