Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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