Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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