problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
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