Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
people are starting to question the shark bite story
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
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