If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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