found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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