this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
He felt like a one man threesome
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Randomize
