sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
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