His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
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