I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
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