Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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