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I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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